[Episode 2.03 of "Out with Dad" is playing on. The "Honey, it might be my fault" scene]
Hmm... So good!
[Kate's cellphone vibrates]
Say what now?
Hello, my name is Kate Conway and these are my helpful tips for getting over a breakup.
STEP 1: Make sure no matter who initiates the breakup, it ends up maturely, so both sides can save face.
["wrong" buzzer sound]
and I'm telling errrrrrry body! [laugh]
Sent! ["right" bell sound]
STEP 2 : Reach out to friends and family.
Make sure you have someone by your side whom you trust to guide you through this tough time.
And get out of the house.
You know, I was always too good for him.
He would always say : "Oh you always just want to watch Dr Phil alone"
"And not hang out with me" and I would be like : "You know what? Dr Phil's got the answers to life."
What answers do you have on your life show, buddy?
[crying] I just... I just want to be loved like anybody else
When's my royal wedding? [crying]
[crying noise while drinking]
That's the real... [belching] problem with the japanese. [Drunk]
Hey, send my bill, please?
[Waitress] Are you two together? [Jeff] Christ, no!
STEP 3 : Now that you're truly over your ex and have grieved the appropriate amount of time,
get yourself back up there.
You were the guy graciously playing your rap music on the subway with no headphones,
so we could all have a listen.
I was the girl in the stripped t-shirt who wouldn't give up my seat for that pregnant lady.
We exchanged some glances.
So holler at me sometime.
There. You're now over your breakup ...
[Kate's cellphone vibrates]
Yeah, how soon can you meet me in Coffee Time's handicap bathroom ?
[ ticking bell ]