( Sera and Ona chatting along )
So, thanks for coming!
Oh! Are you kidding?
You never have to ask twice about buying shoes. Never, I love them. I love them
Yeah. I could tell by the THREE pairs that you bought.
They were on sale. It's practically illegal actually not to buy shoes that adorable at that price.
Yeah. You're adorable.
It's good to see you so happy.
- I'm always happy. - Oh really? Then why were you frowning for the last half of that Americano?
I was frowning because I remembered what I should've gotten.
I always go for the Americano, when I really want the Chai Latte.
I'm really a very happy person. Just forgetful...
Like a goldfish?
'Hate it when people say goldfish have shitty memories.
You know, I once watched a news report about this guy who taught his goldfish how to play soccer...
YEAH! And then a week later, they totally remembered how to do it.
What were you watching? Ripley's Believe It or Not nightly news?
- It was real news god dammit ... - Oh okay. Whatever you say.
If you don't like the goldfish, you could be like an ant.
- Do ants have bad memory? - Hmm - Well, how do they do all they have to do then?
I don't know. I think it's instinct. No memory needed.
What if humans had stronger instincts? I mean : We'd all walk out onto the street and start fighting and having sex.
What about... just maintain order? What?
Nothing. You just... think of the... oddest things, you know that?
Do I have to hit you with my purchases again to get you to stop making fun of me?
I'm not making fun, I'm admiring. There's a difference!
Could've fooled me!
Well, in the interest of not getting pummeled again, can I buy you a slice of pie and a truce?
- I never say no to pie. - Good to know
- Now I can get you whenever I want. - You don't need pie for that!
- I mean, you don't need to bribe me with dessert to have a hang out with me. - Of course, I didn't think that you meant...
- ... anything other - No, because I like you... - I like you too totally...
- ... I think you're great - Yeah.Getting to know you and being a friend
- And friends. Friends are great - Friends are great
- And we're friend - We're new good friends - Exactly, yes
So...
You're all set with your shoes and I'm gonna take a rain check on that pie. And get these sweet wonderful things home.
- Call you later? - Yeah, call me later.
I had a good time with you. Thank you.
Me too.
So... call me. Whenever.
Enjoy your shoes
- I will. Bye. - Bye
Synchronization by Michel Cantigneaux Dialogues: Michel (reviewed by Erik Petrich)